G-HELP PROOFREADING - George C. Ritz - Chandler, AZ
Phn: 480-610-1130 E-mail: firstname.lastname@example.org
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ODE TO THE SPELL CHECKER (Author Unknown)
Eye halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea sea.
It plainly marks four my revue,
Miss steaks eye kin not sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word and weight four it to say,
Weather eye am wrong oar write. It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid, it nose bee fore two long,
And eye can put the error rite. It is rare lea ever wrong.
EYE HAVE RUN THIS POEM THREW IT, I AM SHORE YOUR PLEASED TWO NO.
ITS LETTER PERFECT AWL THE WEIGH. MY CHECKER TOLLED ME SEW.
Spell Check said it was perfect, and Grammar Check only stopped at two points!
*** Spell / Grammar Check has caused an epidemic of overconfidence. ***
-- To get your message across professionally,
you need professional proofreading and copyediting.
-- Not only will errors be corrected, but formatting and clarity will also be improved.
-- This will get your message out clearly and powerfully.
Leave a great first impression, not one that has prospective clients doubting you.
Do NOT lose customers that you never even knew that you lost!