G-HELP PROOFREADING  -  George C. Ritz  -  Chandler, AZ

Phn: 480-610-1130             E-mail: info@g-help.com

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ODE TO THE SPELL CHECKER    (Author Unknown)

 

Eye halve a spelling checker,

It came with my pea sea.

 

It plainly marks four my revue,

Miss steaks eye kin not sea.

 

Eye strike a key and type a word and weight four it to say,

Weather eye am wrong oar write.  It shows me strait a weigh.

 

As soon as a mist ache is maid, it nose bee fore two long,

And eye can put the error rite.  It is rare lea ever wrong.

 

EYE HAVE RUN THIS POEM THREW IT, I AM SHORE YOUR PLEASED TWO NO.

ITS LETTER PERFECT AWL THE WEIGH.  MY CHECKER TOLLED ME SEW.

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Spell Check said it was perfect, and Grammar Check only stopped at two points!

 

***   Spell / Grammar Check has caused an epidemic of overconfidence.   ***

 

--  To get your message across professionally,

     you need professional proofreading and copyediting.

--  Not only will errors be corrected, but formatting and clarity will also be improved.

--  This will get your message out clearly and powerfully.

 

Leave a great first impression, not one that has prospective clients doubting you.

 

Do NOT lose customers that you never even knew that you lost!